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Teen Angst Poetry

Die You Mutant Piece of Crap!

A runner-up in The Tyee's Teen Angst Poetry contest deletes her instant messenger boyfriend.

Meagan O'Hara 22 Jul 2005TheTyee.ca

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[Editor’s note: We were overwhelmed by entries to the Teen Angst Poetry contest. It seems lots of you had notebooks stashed away in attics and basements. We’re delighted to announce one runner-up who had one of the worst, er, best poems of all. We’ll run the other runner-up next week and the big winner the week after that. Drumroll, please…]

When I was 13, I was introduced to the internet. And, omg! instant messaging. Around 14, I really got wrapped up into the whole "online relationship" stuff. For some reason, I really had this thing for this guy named Brett. He was older than me, in college. He was kind of a friend of mine, but like I said, I was 14, and clueless. We "dated" for a week and he broke up with me. This is what I wrote after that. The room I refer to is a chat room. Brett then became my "could never just leave it alone" guy. We "went out" and "broke up" 2 more times after that, within a year. I still talk to him. I'm not hung up on him anymore, though. Not since I was 15. At 16 1/2 I started dating my current (real) boyfriend. So, you can see I got over that stage. I'm 19 now, and Brett is just a friend. But, I owe him for the inspiration for one of my favorite poems: “I Win, You Lose.”

I Win, You Lose

The anger inside pours over and out my ears

It chases you down the street

You run screaming for your life

But now all the girls in the room see you coming

Never again

A giant ax swings at your head while you’re not looking

What a shame, now you have no head

But you keep running

Stupid fool!

Can’t you see?

There is no escape from my wrath!

It will hunt you down like the dog you are!

Arg!

Die you mutant piece of crap!

I gave you my heart!

Now give it back you ass!

You don't deserve my love!

You don't deserve the time I gave you!

You don't deserve me!

You speak as though you’re sorry

How can I believe you now?

I’ve been lied to too much

This is it...

I’m done and through

Screw you!  [Tyee]

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